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closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

partyanimal:

 

Sometimes I say that in this voice but if you had asked me what it was from I wouldn’t have remembered until right now

I have an apartment!!!! But no dessert. Today’s been a mixed bag

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(Source: pax-et-triumphus)

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

inabasket:

watch this every night before you go to bed

(Source: youtube.com)

reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

(Source: god5)

revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me