Navigation

I have to work from 8-6 tomorrow and I am upset

tags:
#oh :(

adonaihamelech:

Shit is pretty deep.

jaded-grrrl:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

oh my god bless him 🙏

wheres that post about obama’s hot speech writer

fileformat:

xn—hbn3gna:

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

i’m going insane on the bus

where did he even get that from

veryemo:

Brand New

Seventy Times 7

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

i know you all are probably getting really tired of hearing me complain, but knee hurts really, really bad, and the only possible reason i can come up with is a ghost took a hammer to my kneecap when i was sleeping because it literally just started hurting in the middle of the night last night and been miserable since

(Source: treat-me-like-your-mother)

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

image

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
image

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


image

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(Source: culturistjack)