I have to work from 8-6 tomorrow and I am upset
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
oh my god bless him 🙏
wheres that post about obama’s hot speech writer
when u tryna help out ya ugly friend
i’m going insane on the bus
where did he even get that from
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
i know you all are probably getting really tired of hearing me complain, but knee hurts really, really bad, and the only possible reason i can come up with is a ghost took a hammer to my kneecap when i was sleeping because it literally just started hurting in the middle of the night last night and been miserable since
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.