tried to get wilson excited about our selfie. didnt work
I GOT A BOX LOT OF OLD URBAN DECAY NAIL POLISH ON EBAY. THE PRICE WAS INSANE BUT RIGHT NOW I’M DOING THIS KIND OF ASPHALT BASE COAT WITH BRUISE SPONGED ON THE TIPS AND IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
WHAT DID YOU SAY, HONEY?
NOTHING, JEFF. I’M ON MY BLUETOOTH! SHELLY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO HAVE TO HOLD THE CORDLESS IN THE CROOK OF OUR SHOULDER THE ENTIRE TIME OUR NAILS WERE DRYING? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW DID WE LIVE?
gameday selfie. I don’t know why this ended up upside down. I’ll probably delete this when I get home
boreddddd. and i feel like i haven’t posted a selfie in a while so here you go. I know how anxiously you’ve all been awaiting another picture of me in the only pose I’ll do
Waiting to pick up my friend selfie. I’m going out downtown for the first time in over a month tonight and I’m so excited
Sammy the alligator fell asleep on my shoulder. I know I look disgusted but I was talking. Look at him sleep though. He’s presh